your unicorn overlords

...I'm eric, 38 years old, live in alaska, polyamorous, married to a fabulous girl, dating an amazing gal, queer, combat veteran, father of four, inked, bearded, combat readjustment therapist, LGBTQ advocate, recovering evangelical, lover of bulldogs, chubby girls, food, "kitchen nightmares", all things wilco, lingerie, pin up couture, tattoos, vintage guitars, classic cars, motorcycles, MF DOOM, talib kweli, mos def, long legs, thick thighs, single malt whiskey, ireland, and your mom. you're welcome.

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“Here lies Dobby, a Free Elf.”colour version of [x] 

Here lies Dobby, a Free Elf.”
colour version of [x

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Good morning!


Good morning!





Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake

  • A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
  • No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
  • The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake

slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”

one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

"hooray for assigning of gender roles based on colors"

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

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