your unicorn overlords

...I'm eric, 38 years old, live in alaska, polyamorous, married to a fabulous girl, dating an amazing gal, queer, combat veteran, father of four, inked, bearded, combat readjustment therapist, LGBTQ advocate, recovering evangelical, lover of bulldogs, chubby girls, food, "kitchen nightmares", all things wilco, lingerie, pin up couture, tattoos, vintage guitars, classic cars, motorcycles, MF DOOM, talib kweli, mos def, long legs, thick thighs, single malt whiskey, ireland, and your mom. you're welcome.

kik: epw1976

instagram: emoney_ak

tattooedzombiegirl:

drunkvanity:

unicornbl000d:

daddys-softsexy-weegirl:

cuntlipsandfathips:

unicornbl000d:

my pussy tastes like pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pie.

I want to be you

Same

❤️❤️❤️

Holy shit

WOW

…I remember playing this. on an atari. not because it was vintage or hipsteresque, but because I’m that fucking old. I’m so old I played this game on an atari when atari was fucking new skool.

going back to bed.

(via makingstarwars)

sailor—sarah:

this is a v important gif ok
look at dat wiggle

…she’s right.  the wiggle makes this of imminent importance.

sailor—sarah:

this is a v important gif ok

look at dat wiggle

…she’s right. the wiggle makes this of imminent importance.

omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

(via winterholmess)

terry-two:

his-submissive-girl:

This is so, so sexy.

I love this

(via true-inked-dom)

…and sometimes I play and perform music I write and record. 🎶

http://m.reverbnation.com/artist/ericwarner

failnation:

Yis. I can haz. Open dis plx.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

dollymonroe:

Check out more at Classically Curvy!

figuresshesaid:

Who’s a huge nerd?? I am!!

ladybegood04:

It’s been forever since I’ve taken the bike out for a ride by myself. It is a perfect day for it.

blueskykat:

Tiger stripes and soft curves

(via njpolymusician)